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Friday, September 28, 2007

Bionic Mom

The same nose that will make me want to strangle Geoff in the middle of the night for cooking meat also made me discover that diet pepsi and jolly ranchers smell like a wonderful field of flowers with angels dancing around eating lollipops. I think I am going crazy or that some spiked my sparkling water at supper. In short I have this new super-sonic nose. Baby has also given me the best fingernails I have had in my whole life, you would swear that they are fake. I can eat dairy without having any reactions and I have really hot hair. What will morph next...

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